Meeyoosic

Two things radio announcers can say to annoy me:

1. "On a Telarc compact disc..."

A compact disc? Is that like a long-playing vinyl record? A digital audio tape? Come on.

2. "Meeyoooooosic... for discerning/independent/snooty listeners"

Meeyoosic? Is that what I listen to while my butler serves me tea as I recline supine on a divan in a parlor? Ma'am, in your attempt to sound all professional and hide the fact that you're a 20 year old media production student, you have turned into Lovey "Millionaire's Wife" Howell.

On the other hand, the offender of #2 did just play new releases by Lily Allen and Lee Hazlewood back to back.