On Hold with Soprano Sax

Note to those who decide such things:

Soprano saxophone is an extremely poor choice for "on hold" music. With all the upper and lower frequencies rolled off via the telephone, all we hear is the shrieking, the shrill, the harsh, headache inducing wretched squeal of, most often, Kenny G or his sad, sad imitators.

Please try something with cello or mellow piano.